South Africa

 

 

Cape Town

Cape Town is set in a beautiful location at the foot of a large mountain with a flat top called Table Mountain.

It has a strange mixture of 1st and 3rd world economies. Since the end of aparteid the country is going through major change.

Pros:

The food is well cheap and well nice. Great variety of restaurants. Alcohol is cheap. Loads of bars and clubs. Some good tunes. Good accomodation. Nice weather (except it gets well windy sometimes).

Nice beaches, beautiful surroundings.

Fantastic vineyards. Great wine, very cheap prices.

Cons:

If you really want to see the whole picture, you should check out the Township flats on the other side of table mountain, where a completely different culture exists.

Wherever you go in Cape Town we found a feeling of hostility, not many people freely wandering the streets at night, every single house is done up like a mini-fortress. One night when I was out clubbing, a bomb went off in another club just down the road, not part of the recipe for a large night out.

I think there is a long way to go before a balanced society exists here, but the first steps have been made and the city has so much potential to be a top notch place.

On the whole, this place is well worth checking out.

 
 

 

Ostrich Riding in Oudtshoorn

Oudtshoorn is a small Ostrich farming place East of Cape Town.

We visited one of these farms and were subjected to a rather amusing tour of the place. The farm was basically a production line for Ostrich meat, eggs, feather and leather. The bloke who ran the farm was so blase about this it added to the amusement.

At one point, one of the tourist pointed to a pen full of about 100 baby Ostriches and asked "How can you tell what sex they are?"

The Ostrich farmer replied:

"Yu can't tell their sex until they are about 18 months old ... But it doesn't matter anyway because we will slaughter them at about 15 months."

and then added;

"If yu lit them git any older they start fightin' and their feathers get damaged, which is bad for business. Although the ostrich feather business has been in decline ever since the invention of the motor car".

His reasons for this were:

"Before the motor car, it was fashionable for women to wear big ostrich feathers. When the motor car was invented it became necessary for women to squeeze into small places (ie through car doors) where their ostrich feathers wouln't fit."

The highlight of the tour was the ostrich riding. This was bloody funny, here is a quick overview of what is involved:

Step 1. Ostrich captured, bag placed over head

 

Step 2.  Rider mounts Ostrich
Step 3. Remove bag from Ostrich head, Ostrich goes ape-shit.  Benny Hill type action follows

 

Bridge Jumping  
Step 1.  Jump off bridge
Step 2. Land on the ground
 

 

Caving  
Step 1.  Ignore cavegirl's pleas for help, for the sake of a good photo.