Mexican mashup - Tony T.

 

 

Jungle Pyramids | Pacific chillout | Mexico City | Peyote in the desert | Waterfalls | Copper Canyon | Crossing the border

This page is dedicated to my travels around Mexico. I ditched my job, said farewell to my friends, and got on the plane to Cancun, Mexico.
 

Cancun
This place is a holdiay destination for US tourists (Gringos), where the beach is lined with flash hotels.
I flew into Cancun in the evening, found a hotel, which was way too expensive, and got outta there on the bus the next morning. I'd heard Cancun was a tourist trap but wasn't expecting it would be so much of a tourist trap.
If you're an holiday maker who wants to have a luxury week or two in the sun and where money is not the biggest concern, then this is this place is alright.
If you're a typical backpacker, travelling on a budget, hoping to meet other backpackers and experience a bit of Mexican culture, this is definately not the place

Playa Del Carmen
About an hour on a school bus South of Cancun brings you to a kind of mini Cancun called Playa Del Carmen. It has the same nice beaches, which are a lot more accessible. Everything is a bit more centralised here, so I found it easier to meet people. However the place was still a tourist trap, and is full of gringos on 1-2 week vacations.
I finally stumbled across some backpackers when I checked into a place called Cabanas Las Ruinas, which is a pleasant spot situated right on the beach. They have a posada where you can hang a hammock for about 50 pesos a night.
I then proceeded to get a touch of the shits for a few days, which slowed me down a bit. I think this is quite common for a lot of travellers around Mexico. Once my system had adapted to the climate and the food I was ok, and started off on my travels.

Chichen Itza 
After a fairly nightmarish second class bus journey, I arrived in Chichen Itza - Some of the best preserved Mayan ruins in Mexico. After 5 hours on a bus, the Belgium guy I was travelling with was desperate for a piss, so he ran off the bus and proceeded to piss against a tree on the edge of the car park. shortly after he had completed his urination, a local coppa came over to him and decided to arrest him for pissing in a public place.
The coppa was threatening to lock him up for 3 days unless he paid him 300 pesos. Luckily a Mexican chap who had been watching the incident stepped in and sorted the situation out. A close shave for my Belgian friend. In general, the police in Mexico are totally corrupt, and one should never give them an excuse to get on your case.
After this we headed to a nearby hotel called the Piramide Inn, where I was allowed to pitch my hammock for 40 pesos a night. They had a nice swimming pool which gave me the opportunity to cool down (coz it was fucking hot).
The following day, we set off early to check out the ruins (thus avoiding the midday sun). I thought the place was amazing, much better than I´d expected. Quite a few of the more interesting buildings had been fenced off from the general public due to restoration work. I made a couple of attempts to hop the fence and sneak in unnoticed, and proceeded to get a bollocking from one of the security guards.

Merida
A quick stop over in the crowded city of Merida was enough to clock the place. I Strolled around for a bit sorted out a pukka pizza and then got on to the night bus for Palenque.

Palenque
This place is an absolute must see for anyone travelling around Mexico. Some beautiful Mayan ruins set in the middle of some dense jungle. We checked into a place called Camping Mayabell right next to the ruins where I could hang my hammock for 20 pesos a night. It was a well nice place, where I could have chilled for a while, but I only managed a couple of nights coz I was getting serioulsy munched by a whole variety of bugs.
The ruins at Palenque are just as impressive as Chichen Itza but in a completely different way.

 

San Christobal
After Palenque the Belgian chap I was travelling with decided to go on some jungle mission, through some random villages, down a river and over the border to Guatemala to check out some ruins called Tikal. These are supposed to be some of the best ruins going. I decided to opt out of this coz it was in the opposite direction to where I was heading. Plus I'd had enough of getting munched by bugs and a river mission would be the last thing I needed.
Due to my complete lack of ability to speak any Spanish whatsoever, I welcomed the company of an American holiday maker from LA on my journey to San Christobal, who had a limited ability to communicate with the locals. However, this character turned out to be one of the most annoying people I've ever met. He can be summed up by a few simple phrases:
Occupation - Supply teacher. Speaks in a monotone drone, has 3-4 topics of conversation which he would repeat continously. Table manners which were enough to put me off my food. Every time I would try to read my book or play my guitar, he would come and interrupt me with some crap travel advice which I´d already heard and was completely irrelevant to my cause.
It took approximately 2 days for my patience to run out. My attempts to lose him proved fruitless. I changed my travel plans to go to Zipolete then Oaxaca instead of Oaxaca Zipolete, and he changed his plans accordingly. I figured if I got to Zipolete, then I would meet loads of other travellers and could ignore him. After sitting next to this obscene creature for 10 hours on a bus to Zipolete I was just about ready to do the man some damage. Luckily, my plan worked - I arrived in Zipolete, met some cool travellers, gave it the large and he was outta there the next day - phew!!
Anyway, San Christobal is a beautiful colonial town, with some good restaurants.

 

Chamula
This place has got to be seen to be believed. Probably one of the most random places I've ever been to. A village about 20 minutes bus ride from San Christobal, where the locals practice a strange hybrid religion of Catholicism and their ancient Mayan beliefs. The village is occupied by pure Mayan Indians (most of Mexico is mixed race).
Upon entering the church the first thing I noticed was that the floor was covered with pine needles. Placed on the floor throughout the church were clusters of candles. In front of each group of candles was an Indian family of between 3-6 people, they were praying. Between them and the candles were full Pepsi or Coca Cola bottles with their tops still sealed. About half way through their ceremony, the father of the family stood up, with his arms raised in the air, a Coke bottle in one hand, a Pepsi bottle in the other. He was uttering various religious chants throughout. He then nodded to his wife, who produced a bottle opener from her bag. He then proceeded to open the Pepsi bottle, pour some in a small glass and down the fizzy brown beverage. Shortly after this he started to belch. He then refilled the glass and passed it to each member of his family who also drank and belched loudly.
Some families also had a plastic bag full of chicken eggs next to their bottles, although I never witnessed the purpose of these. When a group had finished preying, the head of the family would clear all the flem from his throat, and then lay a greeny on the floor where he had been preying before walking out.

Tuxtla Gutierrez
I just spent the day here on the way to Zipolete from San Christobal. A fairly crap, crowded place with nothing very interesting to see. There is however a very nice Canyon nearby. We got bout trip through the heart of the Canyon which was pretty cool.

 
Zipolite  
This place is paradise. Here I completely unwound and chilled to the max. After a couple of days in Zipolite I was more relaxed than I'd been in well over a year. The weather was perfect every day, I found a really cheap spot to hang my hammock in a place called Shambhala run my some hippy called Gloria on the rocks overlooking the whole beach. It also had a beautiful meditation spot on top of the cliff where my and my buddies would visit religiously every day for a morning meditation spliff. I managed to lay my hands on an Oz of bud for about $5, although a packet of large Smoking skins cost me $2 (because of this, I had no choice but to load my spliffs to the max.). You could get massive bottles of Corona from the stores pretty cheap as well, plus there were some really nice restuarants along the beach.

The morning meditation spot

The sea is really rough around here, You can go swimming and body surfing, but if you go out far enough so your feet don't touch the bottom, you could be sucked out by the rip currents. I spent many an hour off-my-head staring out at the ocean, mesmorised by the crazy currents. Every so often, if the conditions are safe some of the locals go surfing. 1/2 hour drive up the coast is a place called Puerto Escondido which some people rate amongst the top 5 surfing spots in the world - guaranteed barrel after barrel.

I could easily have stayed here for month, but after about a week and a half, the people I was hanging out with decided to move on, so I left for Oaxaca City. (Plus I was mildly concerned that if I stayed any longer, I would chill so much that my brain would cease to function and I would never leave).

 

 

Oaxaca City
After a fairly unpleasant 8 hour second class bus journey along dodgy mountain roads on a bomb of a bus packed full of locals, I arrived in Oaxaca City. I then proceeded to check into a place called the Magic Hostel, a popular spot with backpackers. Here I chilled for about a week, and met loads of sound people. This place is probably the best spot I came across for meeting other travellers, with lots of people either coming down from Mexico City, up from Zipolete or across from Chiapas.
Oaxaca is one of the few places in Mexico with lively backpacker hostels of the kind you find in Australia or Europe.
One of my days in Oaxaca was spent checking out Monte Alban, another pukka Mayan ruin. It is set on top of a mountain, and is more symmetrical than any of the others I've seen. Which probably means it was built in one go, but I aint no anthropologist.
We also sorted out a trip to a place called Hierve El Agua, which is basically a bunch of natural springs. The springs are set in the mountains with some fantastic scenery. There was some Columbian marching powder present on the occasion, which resulted in myself bigging up the scenery to the max. (If you know what I mean).

El Tokero

Another ruin we checked out was a place called Mitla, East of Oaxaca City. This site is an Aztec ruin and therefore a lot newer than the Mayan ones. It was still in pretty good shape when the Spanish came in the 1500's. It is pretty obvious where the Spanish completely obliterated part of it and built a catholic church directly on top. The church foundations are the old aztec structure and you can still make out the carvings in the stone. Walking around the main ruins, I was reminded of the video game "Doom". The most memorable moment of the day was when I came across the best taco place in all Mexico. They were not the cheapest, but fuck they were good! It was in a place in a small shopping arcade in the market. Although in retrospect, we had smoked a couple of cheecky spliffs before-hand, and having the munchies at the time may have added to the experience.

 

Eating in Mexico
The best way I found to eat in Mexico was the same way the locals do, off the street. Everywhere you go in Mexico you will find people selling stuff from simple but efficient street outlets. The food is good, it is cheap, they prepare it right in front of you, so you can tell if it is going to be clean or not. I never got ill from eating from street vendors.
The main items on sale are tacos and tortas, but you can find loads of other stuff. I forget how many different taco stands I ate at, but each one was slightly different. In the larger cities, you get more variety. I had the best hamburger I think I've ever had for 1 dollar from some bloke on the street in San Louis Potosi. In Zipolete, there is a constant flow of old women kids walking up and down along the beach selling food, and most of it is pukka. I remember several days spent chilling on the beach drinking and toking, whilst keeping lookout for a particular old lady with a bucket of tacos on her head.

 

Mexico City
Before going to Mexico City I had heard loads of horror stories about the place, and was fairly apprehensive about going there. Shortly after arriving in Mexico City, I learnt that these rumours were all a load of complete bollocks. You have to take the same precautions you would in any large city.
A friend recommended to me a place called Home Hostel on Tabasco Street near the Zona Rosa. Upon locating and checking into the place, the friendly manager of the hostel explained that, because it was his birthday and he would be inviting all his mates around that evening for a party, my accomodation would be free for the first night. Result!
I then proceeded to stock up on some beverages and join in the party. They had a phat sound system, and the dj's were churning out some drum n bass and a few indie classics. Very refreshing after a month of mariarchi music.
Being the largest city in the world, mexico city is pretty fucking big, and has some pretty dodgy areas, which I didn't bother to check out. The centre of town, which is where I did most of my hanging out was pretty nice, I checked out a few good bars etc.
I sorted out a day trip to the Mayan ruin Teotihuacan, about an hour outside the city. To look at it was not as pleasing as Palenque, Chichen Itza or Monte Alban, but the sheer size of the site is enough to blow anyone's mind.
Without a doubt, the most impressive thing I saw in Mexico city was the Anthropology Museum. Having already been around the major Mayan ruins before hand helped me to visualise everything that was on display there. I only allocated 2 hours to check the place out and was completely gutted when the museum started to close and I was only half-way around the place. To see the place properly I would recommend at least 4 hours.
La Bastardos

This was Presidential election candidate for the same party which had been in power for the last 50 years. Everywhere I went in Mexico - This guys name was plastered everywhere. Even in small Mayan villages. I'm sure the money used for this extravagent campaign could have been put to better use.

Not suprisingly, this guy didn't get in. I mean who is going to vote for someone who calls himself "The Bastard"!!

 

Queretaro
On my way up to San Louis Potosi, I stopped in Queretaro for a night, to hook up with a friend called Katy from Oregon, whom I met in Oaxaca. She was doing voluntary work in a centre which looks after Mexican women from the street and their children. She was responsible for looking after the kids during the day, whilst their mothers get trained on basic skills such as needlework etc, which will enable them to work and support themselves. It was a very interesting place to be. It was a nice collection of buildings based around several courtyards, with lots of lively kids running around. I wouldn't have minded staying their some more time, but I had an appointment to get mashed up in San Louis.
The city itself is full of flash churches, and is definately the cleanest place I visited in Mexico, although it seemed to lack the character of other places I visited.

 

San Louis
I arrived in San Louis Potosi and hooked up with my mate Don (North Carolina bloke from Zipolete) who was teaching English at the technical college there. He proceeded to throw some weed at me and insist I skin-up an "English spliff". So I did, and we got baked.
Shortly after this, some friends of his turned up, we packed some camping gear into the back of their car, and drove to some farm in a remote town called Corn City. The place is known as the town of 2 lies, because it isn't a city and it doesn't have any corn. Anyway, we were well stocked on Cervezas etc and proceeded to get mashed up, and talk some serious bollocks. I also took the opportunity to knock out a few tunes on my guitar.
The next day we went for breakfast in some dodgy local joint. I was sold that we were going to have some nice soup that would sort out my hangover. I was not prepared for the dish that was laid out before me. It appeared to be some kind of greasy soup containing every part of the pig you would not normally consume (need I go into this any further?). I was hungry and it was the only thing on the menu, so I closed my eyes and managed to work my way through about 2/3rds of it, I was quite suprised that it didn't make me ill. We then drove to some cool looking ranch by the river with an annoying cockeral that wouldn't shut up and a pig that would munch anything you threw at it. From there, we drove to a beautiful waterfall, which was made even better by the fact that we were the only people there. After a quick swim, we set up camp and got a sesh on.
The following morning we sorted out a few waterfall jumps before heading back to San Louis

Real De Catorce
This is definately the coolest place I visited in Mexico. An old silver mining town set in mountainous desert, it was an abandoned ghost town, and has recently been repopulated by various arty people, simply because it is a cool place to live.
I had to get a few buses and it took me a while to get there. To get to the actual town you had to go through a tunnel about 1km long through a mountain, just about wide enough for the small bus which took us through (which was scraping along the sides on the way). Then you come out into this beautiful town, made completely of rocks. When I got there, the place was crawling with Hollywood scum - They were making a movie called the Mexican starring Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. As a result of this all the accomodation was taken up, meaning I was stitched. After a bit of strolling around aimlessly trying to find somewhere to sleep, I managed to do a deal with some local bloke to sleep on the floor in an empty stone room at the back of his house. The bloke was charging me $2 for the priveledge (the alternative was $20 for a room with a bed). I had no intention of sleeping on the floor, I clocked the wooden beams on the ceiling were hammock worthy, and was quickly comfortable.
My time here was spent just strolling around the landscape and checking the place out, whilst blagging free food and tea from the hollywood supply vans. The movie makers had taken it upon themselves to flatten a nearby hilltop and build a fake San Miguel (blazing saddles style), which from one side looks like a town, and from the other - a bunch of large wooden fences. However, coz everyone was preoccupied in their movie making antics, I was one of the few tourists and had the surrounding area all to myself.

 

Peyote in the desert
This was probably the most significant experience of my trip. My friend Don had been persuading my to do some Peyote ever since I met him in Zipolete, he sold it to me as a harsh, unpleasant, but fucking interesting experience. He knew a good spot a couple of hours drive from his city San Louis Potosi. We didn't have a car, so it was a bit of a mission getting there.
First we had to get a bus through a small town, and about 20 minutes out the other side of the town was a dip in the road. This dip marked our stop, we tapped the bus driver on the shoulder and he got off. A short walk after the dip, thre was a dirt track leading off to the left. We then had to hike down this track with loaded backpacks (packed with 8 litres of water each) for about 2 hours taking us right into the middle of nowhere. Eventually we reached a dried up river bed. We then hiked up the river bed for about some more until we reached the spot where my friend and Guide, Don had camped when he last did some Peyote. It was a 'relatively' green spot by the riverside, next to an area of desert abundant with Peyote.
A storm had been chasing us for the last hour, and was just about on us when we arrived at our destination. There were some local Mexican mash-heads at the same spot who had also set up camp. We had literally got the tent out and almost had it up hen it started hailing hard, and then raining hard. We dove into the tent and sat out the storm for the next half hour. Once the storm had passed, I went and introduced myself to our neighbours. Fortunately they spoke English so I didn't have to use sign language. They were busy rebuilding the fire, once this was done we all stood around the fire to dry off. Then a European-looking Mexican called Manuel strolled up accompanied by a dog, both of them dry as a bone. This impressed me as he didn't even have a tent. It turned out that they had been sheltering in small cave on the other side of the river watching us lot getting soaked.

Manuel feeding the dog that "hung out" with him.

The locals then handed me a load of Peyote which I promptly ate. It tasted really really bad, plus you've gotta eat quite a bit of it to get high. The picture above shows a Peyote head, which you find poking out of the ground around the bases of trees. You need to eat about 5 or 6 to get a decent trip.
After a while we strolled across to the other side of the dried-up river and up to the bank where the Peyote field was, and did some harvesting. The technique to harvesting was to take the head of the Peyote (which gets you mashed) whilst leaving the rest of the cacti alive so that it can regenerate. This can be done by either removing the furry spikes and sticking them into the base of the plant before covering it up, or by leaving the middle of the head intact and only taking the green bits around the edge. By the time I had finished gathering the Peyote heads, I could feel the drug kick in. I felt full of energy and had a massive desire to just wander around the desert checking out all the different types of cacti that were around. I went back to the camp, cleaned the Peyote I had just picked, munched some more and went for a wander.
It seems strange writing about it, but the whole Peyote experience felt like I was being given a guided tour of the desert. I just had the urge to keep wondering, and it felt as though no harm would come to me, along my path I had collected a small stick for my left hand and a long thick cactus needle for my right. These items somehow remained in my hands for the next 12 hours. I was using them to prod my way around in the dark, thus avoiding stumbling into any of the abundant and wildly varying cacti that was surrounding me. I was getting some great visuals, very subtle, but highlighting the beauty of the desert nicely. Eventually I decided that I was lost and spent the next 1/2 hour following voices and the odd glimpse of the fire, returning to the camp. On my return, I witnessed one of the Mexicans (whom we nicknamed chef) sacrificing a fish in the middle of the river (He was actually gutting it so he could cook it, but it looked more like a Mayan sacrificial act to me).
I sat around the fire listening to all the Mexicans speak for so long that after a while I was convinced I could understand what they were talking about, I even found myself laughing at their jokes. Obviously I didn't understand them coz I can't speak Spanish for shite. Then the Mexican Manuel gave me a little tour of the area, showing me a natural spring coming out of the rocks nearby, some of the best water I'd tasted for ages. I was mildly gutted that Don and I had busted our backs lugging loads of water into the middle of the desert when there was a natural spring right next to where we were camping. Manuel was seriously into his Peyote, and explained to me about how Peyote was his God, and how it was related to all the elements and the pyramids. It actually all made sense to me at the time. He even had a shrine which he had placed in a tree on the edge of our camp, decorated with all the Peyote he was going to do throughout the night, and his favourite stones.
Ironically, the next morning when the sun rose, I had just about stopped tripping and was wandering around in the daylight collecting firewood, and I walked straight into a cactus and got spikes all up my leg. I had been wandering around guided by Peyote all night in the pitch black without a single incident.
The next day we brewed up some Chocoyote, one of Chef's inventions consisting of hot chocolate, sugar, cinamon, Peyote and some other magic ingredients which I can't remember. Consuming Peyote in this fashion actually makes it edible (secret is to try and hide the disgusting flavour of the stuff). We also knocked up some Peyo-tea, consisting of tea, apple, cinamon, sugar and Peyote. We then took the dogs for a walk up the river bed and around the desert. At one point we reached a dam in the river which had a farm next to it. It was quite bizarre to see cows grazing in a green field in the middle of the desert. Some of the Mexicans we were with attempted to milk one of the cows and were quickly chased off by the bull. They were also doing a spot of fishing in the river using a stick with a three-pronged cactus spike attached to the end. Most cactus spikes are slightly hooked at the end. They managed to catch some fish which Chef prepared for lunch.

After the whole experience, we had to face the 3 hour hike back to the road, which was a pain in the ass, especially as I had trodden on a cactus spike with bare feet earlier on, plus I hadn't slept for 36 hours. When we finally reached the road, we were trying to hitch a ride back to San Louis and not having much success. Eventually a white pickup truck travelling the other way pulled over and two men with guns tucked into their trousers stepped out. They claimed they were the law, although they produced no identification. They then interrogated us as to what we were doing by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, searching our bags, asking if we had been smoking crack etc etc. These 2 guys were grade "A" wankers. One of them spoke a little English, none of it pleasant, and straight out of the last Die Hard movie he'd watched:

"Don't fuck with me mother fucker, I am the LAW!!"

We had to endure this abuse for about 10 minutes before they left us in peace. Like most corrupt Mexican authorities, they were fishing for bribes. We didn't have anything on us, and were doing nothing illegal, so they couldn't do shit. Just in case, when the asshole was looking the other way, I took all my cash from my wallet and shoved it in my sock. Shortly after this he asked for my ID and grabbed my wallet, and was rather gutted to find it empty. He then trod on my shades and buggered off, but I managed to bend them back into shape.

Shortly after this, a very nice couple turned up and gave us a lift to the nearest town, where a bus was conveniently waiting for us.

 

La Huasteca
La Huasteca is a low lying and very green region East of San Louis State. It is not even mentioned in any of the travel guides but has some of the most beautiful spots in Mexico I visited.
In particular .. the waterfalls
All the waterfalls we visited were accessible from a large farming town called Cuidad Valles. Not a particularly significant place but for some reason it was full of beautiful women, and the food is superb. A quick bus ride from the town is a selection of waterfalls called Micos. We hiked up the river until we got to the top of the waterfall above, where we set up camp. The only spot available to hang my hammock was actually over the water. It was wierd having to wade out to my hammock at night with my sleeping bag wrapped around my shoulders, and carefully climb in. I was a bit worried that my rope might become untied from the tree while I was sleeping, thus resulting in a "wet dream", but that short spell I spent in the Boy Scouts paid off and my knots held.
I slept well and what better a way to wake up in the morning than to fall out of my hammock into the water, swim round to the waterfall, and jump off it. Then climb back up to our camp and roll up a fat spliff. Nice. further upstream there was a large tree completely submerged in the water which had begun to fossilize. It looked like a dinosaur skeleton, and was surrounded by some strange currents which sucked you under the water and then spat you back out again
A climb up the river cliff, a journey through the jungle, a hitched lift, a bus, and a hike later, we arrived at Puente De Dios (bridge of God). We were the only people camping here, and it was dark when we arrived, so pitching a camp was a bit of a pain (especially finding firewood). We also had a mare finding any trees strong enough to support our hammocks.
The next day we checked the place out. It is basically a strange arrangement of waterfalls. The centre-piece being a large waterhole surrounded by waterfalls, with and underwater tunnel leading through a cave and then into the river. There are some great places for jumping off rocks into the crystal clear water which is also good for scuba diving. After some serious chillin', we strolled back to the nearest town and hopped on a bus back to San Louis.

 

Chihuahua and Copper Canyon
Chihuahua, located in Chihuahua state in the north of Mexico is not a particularly interesting city, I stayed there one night in order to catch the early morning train in the the Barranca Del Cobra (Copper Canyon). The train journey was fairly pleasant, with all the sociable people hanging out at the back of the train.
After a fair amount of time, we arrived in Creel, a high altitude town set just north of the canyon, surrounded by some beautiful scenery with lakes, rivers and pine forests. Myself and a French chap hired a couple of bikes and spent the day checking out some of the country side. That evening we sat around the dinner table of the hostel with travellers from various parts of the world and mode plans for a trip into the canyon the following day.

 

Batopilas  
This is a small town lying at the foot of the canyon. It is fucking hot. It took us 5-6 hours to get here from Creel, travelling along some seriously dodgy roads through the heart of Copper Canyon. Not surisingly, the scenery was well impressive. A few of us had decided to camp out by the river for the night, we'd heard of a random church about 1 1/2 hours walk from Batopilas. Just 10 minutes into this walk it was turning out to be a mission (simply becuase it was so fucking hot). Luckily we managed to hitch a ride on the back of a pickup truck (see photo below). After a quick swim we settled down with a fire, some beers, some mescal, some food and some guitar music. I couldn't find anywhere to hang my hammock, so I had to sleep on the sand. It was still fucking hot, I was dehydrated and I had bugs crawling all over me. Not suprisingly, I didn't get any kip. I awoke the next day to find a scorpion crawling around exactly where I had been sleeping.

The scorpion that shared my sand bed

 

 

Crossing the Mexico - USA border
After Copper Canyon, I'd decided it was time to head north to check out the work situation in the states. Myself, and a French chap headed on the train to Los Mochis, where some cowboy taxis drivers were trying to rip us off on the fair to the bus station, so we blagged a ride from some locals. We then got on the bus to Guaymas where we hoped to pick up the morning ferry to Baja California. The bus was stopped and all our stuff was searched about 4/5 times for no apparent reason whatsoever, turning a 4 hour journey into a 7 hour one. We arrived in Guaymas just in perfect time for the ferry. Unfortunately, my Lonely planet Guide was about a year out of date and the ferry no longer ran on that day any more. The taxi driver pretended he didn't know this and drove us the the ferry terminal and then back to to town, and then tried to charge us 2 fairs. At this point, I almost twatted him.
Just up the road from Guaymas is a US tourist resort called San Carlos. On visiting this place, my French friend and I bought some beers from the bottle shop and sat around getting pissed, and talking bollocks. At one point, the French fella got arrested for pissing around the back of a public store. The police must have been watching and waiting for the opportunity, coz when he got back from taking his piss, they were waiting to wisk him off to the police station. When they realised he wasn't a gringo, they let him off with a 50 peso fine.

After Guaymas, we hitched a ride in the back of a pick up truck, driven by the Mexican equivalent of Mr T to a border town called Nogales. This place is well dodgy, with people hassling you everywhere you go. During the day the place is full of US tourists picking up cheap booze and fags, at night they all leave and the place is just full of dodgy local characters. We checked out a local strip joint, coz it was free to get in and they had 2 beers for the price of one. Can't complain really.

The following day we crossed the border.

Obese US citizens on day trips to Mexico to pick up cheap cigarettes and Alcohol. Note the sign with an arrow pointing "TO U.S.A."